Blurry Underexposed Selfie Disorder

Blurry Underexposed Selfie Disorder is not just a treatable disease, it’s totally curable. Don’t allow this embarrassing condition to infect your “About Me” page any longer.

The out-patient operating room at Newsome’s Studio of Photography, located in North Tampa at 10012 N. Dale Mabry Hwy (Cypress Point Office Park), is warm, relaxing, and efficient.

In only one treatment, lasting less than 30 minutes, we can transform your “About Me” bio photo from frightful to fruitful. Why suffer any longer when you KNOW that putting your best face forward is an essential part of instilling confidence in the mind of your potential clients?

To schedule your cure for this financially debilitating condition, call 813-968-2810 today. Operators are standing by. Our experienced team of light painters, body sculptors, and pixel surgeons have been transforming bad profile/bio photos into professional works of art since 1986.

For more information, visit www.newsomestudio.com.

***WARNING*** May cause an increase in your new-client phone calls, improve your bottom line, turn losses into profits, and in some cases, has been known to cause your high school sweetheart to begin stalking your Facebook page.